Thursday, December 15, 2005

In Honor of Christmas I give you: CHRISTMAS HAIKUS

SANTA CLAUS
Santa Claus is fat
His belly shakes like Jell-O
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

FRUITCAKE
Boy, it tastes like crap
I cannot bite into it
Ouch! My tooth just broke!

DANCER & PRANCER
They got mad dance skillz
Man, these two are talented
Like Ginger and Fred

CHRISTMAS TREE
Oh you shine so bright
Pine needles are everywhere
Get the dust buster

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS CAROL
“Our dear savior’s birth”
“The stars are brightly shining”
“Our soul felt it’s worth”

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS CAROL TAKE 2
“This is Christ the King”
“On Mary’s lap is sleeping”
“Hail, the Word made flesh”

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS CAROL: WINNER TAKES ALL
“Neatséges éj...”
“FIent fijú aludjál...”
“Mindener álma...”

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Christmas time is here
Cartoon boy with his pet dog
The tree was quite small

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE II
Ovaltine is great
Soap tastes delicious, thanks Mom!
Tongue stuck on flagpole

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE III
Rudolph and Clarice
Abominable Snowman
Island of Misfits

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE: BONUS ROUND, WINNER TAKES ALL
Wallace & Davis
“Vermont must be beautiful...”
Song about Mandi

PS - Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t teach...teach gym. (Name that movie quote!)

2 comments:

Anne said...

let's see here...

O Holy Night,
What Child is This?
Charlie Brown Christmas,
A Christmas Story
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
White Christmas ("Vermont should be beautiful...)
Bonus:
School of Rock, stolen from Woody Allen.

Mandi said...

You, my dear girl are a winner!

The bonus Christmas Carol is "Silent Night" Hungarian style, but I didn't really expect anyone to get that one. I just didn't want to make it too easy...